When Tiger married a hot Swedish girl in 2004, I thought, hmm, not a bad choice, but why did he get married so young. Why not play the field for another 10 or 20 years, like Derek Jeter. But then I found out Elin had a twin sister and thought, aha, that was her secret weapon. He married her because he was having threesomes with her and her twin sister — brilliant. What a savvy girl, and what a stud guy.
So for all these years, I thought Tiger was having threesomes with two hot blond sisters. My freakin’ hero. But then I found out that he was really just a beta in disguise, sneaking around his wife, worried about getting caught.
So disappointing.
Again, what does this prove?
This proves that feminism just creates unhappiness among women. Because of feminism, Elin somehow deluded herself into thinking that Tiger should only be having sex with her. One of the biggest alpha 10s on the planet, at least in theory, and she thinks she deserves him all to herself. Like her pussy is made of gold, or something.
Talk about brainwashing.
So again, to reiterate: feminism planted the seed of marital discord in the Tiger household. If Elin had done what I thought she had done — shared Tiger with her twin sister — then maybe her children would still have a father. But nope. Thanks to Cosmo and Oprah and contemporary feminist society, Elin intimidated Tiger from the beginning, and did not allow him to get action on the side.
This felt so unnatural to him that he began sneaking around, got caught, humiliated the entire family, and now no one is happy.
Elin, why were you such an uptight little bitch? Your husband is making all your dreams come true (unlimited resources for you and your children), why can’t you just relax a bit and make his dreams come true too (if not threesomes with you and your sister, at least *a bit* of action on the side).
Damn, now that was a tragedy that should not have occurred.
Now, instead of one big happy family, Elin created a situation where her children do not have a father, her children think her father is a pervert, she is hounded by the press, and her husband is a laughingstock.
But then again, why wouldn’t she do this? Women are all tough now because they know that they have their men by the balls financially. Once they got married, Elin knew that she could intimidate Tiger, because she had him by the balls. If he screwed up, she could just take half his money. This is exactly what feminism teaches young women nowadays: be a ballbuster.
But Elin, which is better?
(1) Having a devoted husband, a loving family, and access to all the money you want, and turning a blind eye once in a while.
or
(2) Having half of Tiger’s money, but having your entire family destroyed, your privacy destroyed, Tiger’s reputation destroyed, alienating the father of your children, and having your daughter eventually read about what a horndog her daddy was, banging anything that moved.
Talk about stupidity.
Originally posted here.
She attacked him with a golf club. If it had been the other way around, he would be in jail with a domestic violence charge. But she got a pass for being a woman.
His mistake was marrying her, then lying
I dont think the guy is alpha, I think he might be a hard working beta.
I still believe that expecting fidelity is not an impossibility. The same way that I believe that girls withholding sex until they feel comfortable, ready and in love is not a fantasy. But we all know I’m on the naive express, heading towards denile.
Expecting fidelity from a man is like expecting a woman to only eat one kind of dessert for the rest of her life.
I know that comparison might sound cliche, but it is true. The overwhelming lust that most men feel, I have only seen the equivalent type of constant lust from women when it comes to dessert, and perhaps, small fluffy dogs.
One time, in particular, I was at a bakery with a bunch of friends, and one girl was on a diet, and she got so flustered, so hot and bothered by the smell of the cookies, that she said, I have to get out of here!
The smell was driving her crazy.
That is how men feel all the time, every day, over girls. A beautiful girl will just drive me crazy with desire. In this new world of easy sex, mass media, and the most gorgeous women ever at any point in history, how can a man be reduced to only one flavor of ice cream?
It is an impossible demand to place on a guy.
That is why I recommend every girl just accept this reality. Give your man a threesome and he will love you for a decade. And counter-intuitively, it will inspire much more loyalty out of him.
Accept this new world, and enjoy it for what it is.
Fidelity and monogamy are like typewriters and eight tracks. They are from a different era. An era that will never return.
Maybe the key is just to find a guy with a low sex drive and invest in toys. I would be much happier with that existence than one where a guy was being unfaithful.
Also there are girls that don’t eat deserts all the time — I am not one of them. Maybe I just need to find a “vegan” guy.
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A cheating spouse is just an invitation to an open marriage. If I were her I would have stayed on with him for the sake of the kids while getting my nookie on the side with some Hot White Guy, which I’m sure she did anyway and nobody knows about it. Tiger’s dick is not made of gold. A beautiful blonde woman (a model!!!) like Elin is not going to stick to one man her whole life and any man that expects that of her is delusional.
“Accept this new world, and enjoy it for what it is.
Fidelity and monogamy are like typewriters and eight tracks. They are from a different era. An era that will never return.”
Agreed! And polyamory is so much more fun!