Seriously LOL funny:
Never buy a girl shoes. You won’t get it right, and she’ll resent you for robbing her of a chance to go shoe shopping.
And this is just freaking brilliant:
Maxim #87: The more expensive or thoughtful the gift you give a girl, the greater the risk that she will subconsciously begin to think she is too good for you.
Grateful men give expensive gifts, but grateful men don’t excite women. Be an ungrateful man.