Seriously LOL funny:
Never buy a girl shoes. You won’t get it right, and she’ll resent you for robbing her of a chance to go shoe shopping.
And this is just freaking brilliant:
Maxim #87: The more expensive or thoughtful the gift you give a girl, the greater the risk that she will subconsciously begin to think she is too good for you.
More genius:
Grateful men give expensive gifts, but grateful men don’t excite women. Be an ungrateful man.
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