Miranda Kerr revealed her top 10 romance tips to readers of AskMen.com, who voted her most desirable Australian woman in the world.
The romance tips are:
1. Buy me the right size dress, then rip it off and FMBO.
2. FMBO and then listen to me to tell you how much I love your cock.
3. FMBO and then connect with me on a spiritual level, as I lie naked in your bed, tingling from the mind blowing orgasm you just gave me.
4. Know what you want in bed. Because you know what I want, and that is for you to FMBO.
5. Don’t be afraid to show me love. And what I mean by that is, don’t be afraid to FMBO.
6. FMBO and then tell me I am beautiful and romance me.
7. Get a baby sitter and then FMBO.
8. Be healthy so you can FMBO all night long.
9. Pamper me after you FMBO. And what I mean by that is, please don’t get up and leave as soon as you are done. I want to feel special. Even though I know I am only part of your harem.
10. Treat me like a goddess after you FMBO. And what I mean by that is, please don’t get up and leave as soon as you are done. I want to feel special. Even though I know I am only part of your harem.
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and roissy nails it right here:
CR Maxim #57: Never trust a woman’s advice on how to please women. Her advice is designed for alpha men she already finds attractive and from whom she seeks signals of attainability and commitment.
Yeah, I noticed she didn’t say:
“Treat me like a goddess after you FMBO. And what I mean by that is, please don’t get up and leave as soon as you are done. I want to feel special. Even though I know I am only part of your harem – or I’ll leave and never fuck your brains out again!”